This journal is just Dandy, baby!

How's Her Driving?

Hey Baby, how's my piloting? Got a problem with it? Leave me a number, as well as your breast size, aww yeah. I'll get back to you as soon as possible, really I will. Oh, wait, this was a hows my driving post? Damn. That's got to do with that Mun thing of mine. Leave HER a note and SHE can get back to you. Me? I don't care. I'm going to go boldly where no Dandy has gone before.

Boobies Ahoy!

Aww yes, Boobies! I can't wait to go again--Wait? What do you mean this post is pointless? COME ON! Where is your sense of imagionation! Points are pointless anyhow. Look at the rounds on those babies! Mmmm yes.

Hey, don't look at me like that. This is my journal. I can do with it what I want, and I want to go to Boobies.

IC Contact Post + Random RP Land, Baby

Contact me, Baby. Right here. Just put your lips together and blow. I'll hear you whistle! Or, just say something into the recording device. What ever floats your rocket in space. I don't give a good gol damn if this is a points card to Boobies and not a real communications device! Why are you complaining? Look at her! She's a---*BEEEEEP* You have reached the end of this recording. Please call back and try again.